Damn my voice sounds fresh to death right now

mymiracleislyrical:

j0shgad:

pippin?

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pimpin’

Well I’ll sing you the story of a fresh prince with swag
Had all the bling he wanted, didn’t want what he had

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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Kingdom Hearts 2 - Drive Forms 'Game Over' screens compilation 

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

Going over each case in excruciating detail when the whole point can be summarized in a sentence

whatshouldlawbroscallme:

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

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